new year’s resolution

exactly:

1. sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll…

2. …enjoying the moment and giving a shit about the douche bags surrounding us…

3. …while being as fucking honest as possible.

“I thought you might’ve come by because you found out I fucked your wife in almost every room of your house. No? Yeah, every room of your house. And, ummm, I’m sorry about the rug – I didn’t realize the old lady was a squirter!”