Category Archives: weird stuff

yes, today the yearly increment of my favorite binary punk is due again and therefore i want to use this nice browser window to serenade him.
and what could fit better than a composition for 10 tb3o3s performed by serious people in wearing tailcoats?
happy birthday, alte socke!

it might also server as a nice demonstration video [...]

habt ihr uns vermisst?
die binary punks hatten ein paar wochen urlaub.
die haben wir mit fh in der zukunft verbracht.
und wie es sich gehört: wie ahr bäck.

aha. betty blitzkrieg behauptet, der diskokaiser zu sein.
na wenigstens mit “k” geschrieben.
fragt sich nur, wer betty ist?
joachim deutschland 2.0?
ver. 1.0 scheint ja momentan in der klapse zu sitzen.
nachdem er mal wieder meinte, er sei mit einer bombe verbunden, welche die berliner o2 arena sprengt.
ok, ist ein anderes thema.
auf jeden fall hat betty sich [...]

18. Mai 2009
Unsere Binary-Zeitung Reporter entdeckten den Ex-Bunkohr Star letzten Freitag undercover in einem Club in Friedrichshain bei seiner Lieblingsbeschäftigung: dem Housemiggsen – mit seinem uns wohl vertrauten und altebekannten Grinsen im Gesicht.
Doch was sahen sie kurz vor dem Ende der Party? Dom, anstatt alleine wieder wie zu besten Bunkohrzeiten im PingPong- und Rundlaufmiggs mit [...]

Die nordrhein-westfälische Junge Union (JU) will gegen Hassbotschaften und Gewaltverherrlichung bei Youtube und Myvideo eine allgemeine Registrierungspflicht einführen. Ein entsprechender Antrag an den Landesparteitag der NRW-CDU am 9. Mai 2009 wird nach Angaben der Westdeutschen Allgemeinen Zeitung von der Führungsspitze der Union befürwortet. “Indem sich jeder Nutzer erst mit voller Anschrift und seiner Personalausweisnummer registrieren muss”, sagte [...]

… when you’re having more than one.

urgs.
check this video.
yout think it’s weird?
not as weird as i feel right now.
duuude, i really hate working being that drunk.
and i def. had more than one. more than one of everything.

Nicht schlecht: A Day in the Life of Abbey Road
Aber die binary punks können das besser:

Olf (unit)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
“The Olf is a unit used to measure the strength of a pollution source. It was introduced by Danish professor P. Ole Fanger; the name “Olf” is derived from the Latin word olfactus, meaning “smelled”.[1]
One Olf is the sensory pollution strength from a standard person defined as an average adult [...]

rotflmao – full quote:
What has been shown in court today is that the prosecutor cannot prove that the .torrent files he is using as evidence actually used The Pirate Bay’s tracker. Many of the screenshots being used clearly state there is no connection to the tracker. Additionally, prosecutor Håkan Roswall didn’t adequately explain the function [...]

uhm, yes, the gig is confirmed now.

mamaaaaa, der blöde fh will schon wiedaa mein intawebs kapputt machen!
http://şøñđëřżēıċħęŋđőmæîņĭśŧşũþėŗ.de/

yeah, political correctness galore.
but if it’s okay for the Detroit News to print this article i also want to spread this picture through the world.
somehow it is pretty tragic real-world art: homeless person died and nobody called the police for weeks as he was encased in ice.

honestly, if i would see something like this i [...]

totally outdated, but somehow i haven’t seen it yet.
evil mad scientist labs turn regular candy into tasty geek food.
me likes blödsinn like that.

find the whole story here.

… blogging Kraftwerk and hearing “The Model” played be the bearded, smelly and drunk accordion player begging for money while entering the subway station @rosenthaler platz 2 hours later.
wtf?!
sometimes this city is just one big sitcom and you’re too stoned to reach for the remote – or your revolver.

aaah, it just feels nice if two totally unrelated topics from our little binary punk universe suddenly connect:
last year we wrote about Johannes Kreidler and his physical denial of service attack against the german GEMA and only a few days ago we happily announced the birth of microsoft’s songsmith “auto-composer”.
and know what? Kreidler just took [...]

omfg. last year was the first year in the ableton history without a new major release – now the information about live 8 has finally gone public during the NAMM and even for me it is just breathtaking to see all the stuff that has been cooking during the last year in the headquarter over [...]

was für pussies. hilfe.
http://www.nerdcore.de/wp/2009/01/06/extreme-sports-religion
scheiss auf gott, die jungs hier haben eier!
Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.

die guten vorsätze für’s neue jahr:

sex
drugs
rock’n’roll
keyword density optimieren für den nexten post

Sondern? Ein Gefühl. Hier unten. In den Eiern.
[gefunden bei Nerdcore]

… loaded up an trucking.
jerry reed went on his last jouney this monday.
thanks for the great smokey and the bandit soundtrack.
rip.

that’s right. and it’s no joke. no tomatoes, no salad, no onions, no nothing. simply throw out everything that remotely sounds healthy and replace it with meat. there you have it. checked the nutrition facts: 850 calories without one single vitamin. ten years ago i would have loved it.
god bless the united states of adiposity.
urgh.